Litha
Ritual
Preparation:
All altars are draped with red,
orange and yellow.
Sunflowers
and Daisies are on all altars.
Sun symbols are strewn about.
Two cauldrons are prepared with a token piece of oak surrounded by paper and twigs soaked
in lamp oil (quick, high burning fire). One cauldron is placed in front of both the East and West altars.
Next to each cauldron will be a fire-starter stick or torch.
Drum will be in circle for drummer.
Metal clangors, coconut halves and megaphone will
be in circle for HOLLY PAGE.
Swords will be near Pages.
The south altar should have a LOT of fire on it.
The wine will be Mead, the cakes will be sun cookies.
Attendees
should be encouraged to wear red, yellow, orange, etc.
Children should come dressed as fairy folk and will be asked to pass baskets of confetti
and lavender.
The
Oak King should be dressed in red and gold, the Holly King in black, green and red.
Characters
Narrator
Oak King
Holly King
Priestess
Holly Page
Holly
Page
Cauldron Movers
Chorus
Ritual
The tone of the ritual should be very celebratory.
Cast, Call, Invoke
NARRATOR - "Today
is Midsummer. The longest day and the shortest night of the year. It is a time of fullness,
a time of plenty. A time of lazy summer days and sultry summer nights. It is the time
when we tell a story - a story of two kings."
NARRATOR "One of these kings is the Oak King (pause). And the other is his
brother, the Holly King (pause). As our story begins, the Oak King is in power. He began
his rule long ago, when the world was cold and dark, and he has brought light, warmth and abundance to the world and to his
people. Life is good."
OAK KING "Yeah, it's good to be king. (struts around
acting kingly talks to people.) Yep - life is good. There's plenty
of food, there's plenty of warmth, everyone's happy. We should celebrate! Drummers!
Get jiggy with it!"
DRUMMER
(begins drumming)
CHORUS
(runs out, grabs people and everyone starts to dance and celebrate.)
After a while, drumming stops.
HOLLY KING
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" ("rides" into the circle
HOLLY PAGE
(claps coconuts together.)
HOLLY KING ("dismounts")
" I...."
HOLLY
PAGE (megaphone) "Dun dun dun dunnnnnn!!!"
HOLLY KING
"Am the Holly King!"
HOLLY PAGE (megaphone)
"DUN DUNNNNN!!!!!!"
OAK
KING "Oh crap."
HOLLY KING "Looks
like you're having another party."
OAK KING "And why shouldn't we? Everything was going
great until you got here.
HOLLY
KING "Yeah, well, you've played around
long enough. You know what day it is today?"
OAK KING
"Memorial Day?
HOLLY
KING "No."
OAK KING "Flag Day?
HOLLY KING
"No."
OAK
KING "I know - the day you crashed my party?"
HOLLY KING
"It's Midsummer you ninny! It's time for you to go, the wheel must continue turning."
OAK KING "But look around
you! We've all done such good work! There's long days, plenty to eat.
These people are happy! They've worked hard, they deserve to celebrate!"
HOLLY KING
"Yes, they do. And they will continue to do so. The crops that you have
raised must be protected as they bear fruit. If you continue to grow you will scorch the earth and destroy
all the great work you have done. It's time for me to rule now."
OAK KING "I won't let you bring cold and
darkness back upon my people. I'll defend them to the death."
HOLLY KING
(sighs, turns away, pulls hair and says) "Great Mother give me strength!! (to Oak King) "You know you do
this every year. All right then, so be it! Page! My sword!"
HOLLY PAGE (brings Holly King
his sword.)
OAK
PAGE (brings Oak King his sword.)
OAK KING
"You should not have come back, Obi-Wan!"
HOLLY KING
(begins attack! They fight while HOLLY PAGE makes clanging sounds. CHORUS roots
for each King.)
FIGHT
SEQUENCE 1
HOLLY
KING "Ok, ok - two vultures board
an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, 'I'm sorry,
gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per person.' "
OAK KING (reels as if hit a stunning blow as the CHORUS makes painful
sounds. This continues for each subsequent joke.)
OAK KING "Oh yeah? Well did you hear that NASA just
sent up a bunch of cows into orbit? They call it the herd shot 'round the world!"
FIGHT SEQUENCE 2
OAK KING "Hey. Two boll
weevils grow up in South Carolina. One grows up and becomes a famous actor, the other stays home and never
amounts to anything. He, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils."
HOLLY KING (reels, then) "Oh Yeah?
Well two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak. They were cold, but when they built a fire the boat sank.
This proves once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too!"
FIGHT SEQUENCE 1
OAK KING "Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication!"
HOLLY KING
(reels, then) "Oh yeah? Well, a three legged dog walks
into a saloon in the Old West…"
HOLLY PAGE (mis-clangs
by accident. Everything stops.)
HOLLY KING (to HOLLY PAGE) "What are you doing?"
OAK KING "Is he with
you?"
HOLLY
KING “Darn kids today."
OAK KING "Taught him everything you know, did ya?"
HOLLY KING
"I can't have a damn thing nice…"
OAK KING (mock upset) “Ooooh, I'm all ferclempt!
Now we have to start all over again!"
HOLLY KING (thinks) "Damnit! LINE!"
NARRATOR "A three legged dog walks into a saloon…"
HOLLY KING "Yeah,
yeah yeah. A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the
bar and announces 'I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw!' "
FIGHT SEQUENCE 2
OAK KING "Ok, wait, wait wait."
(indicates HOLLY PAGE) "And what's with the coconuts?"
HOLLY KING
"Ppfffft!"
FINAL
FIGHT SEQUENCE
HOLLY
KING "Have you seen the two twins Juan
and Amal?"
OAK
KING "No, I've only seen Juan."
HOLLY KING "Well
they're twins - if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal!"
OAK KING
reels…
HOLLY KING presses on…
HOLLY KING
"A bunch of monks were selling flowers on the street. This big guy named Hugh McTaggart came
by and beat them all up. You know why? 'Cause only Hugh can stop florist friars!"
OAK KING reels again -
he's in trouble!
HOLLY
KING (with increased intensity) "Why does
Mike Tyson cry during sex?"
OAK KING (weakly) "Why?"
HOLLY KING
"Because MACE will do that to you!"
OAK KING dies.
CHORUS MEMBER #1 (rushes to Oak King's
side) "NO!!" (in THE fake French accent) "You've killed him, you pig-Bastard!"
CHORUS MEMBER #2
"Now what will we do? We're doomed!"
CHORUS MEMBER #3 "Yeah, now it's
gonna get cold again and all the crops will die. We'll have nothing to eat and it's all your fault!"
HOLLY KING
"Hold on! Simmer down! Everything's going to be alright.
This is how it works. You've planted your crops and you've seeded your dreams.
You've worked hard to nurture them and make them flourish. Soon you will harvest them, and reap
the rewards of all your labor."
THE COVEN MEMBER FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE OAK KING*
(awakens and HOLLY KING helps him to his feet.)
HOLLY KING (to
TCMFKATOK*)
"The
Oak King is dead. But his mortal representative will continue to live. Until he can
return, He will dwell in Caer Arianrhod - the Silver Wheel of the heavens."
NARRATOR
(immitating a cheesy newscaster) "Caer Arianrhod is the Welsh name for the Corona Borealis, or 'Royal Crown'.
It's a ring of stars in the northern heavens that's visible almost all year round. Back
to you, Bob."
HOLLY
KING "Now we enjoy the rewards of our labor. Let us honor the sacrifice of the Oak King with feasting
and merrymaking."
PRIESTESS
(Crowns Holly King) "Long Live the Holly King!"
Crowd Cheers
"Long Live the Holly King" and throws confetti passed around by fairy children.
CHORUS MEMBER #1
(brings TCMFKATOK* his black cloak, which he puts on.)
Everyone forms a circle except for the HOLLY KING and TCMFKATOK*, who stand in the center.
Four people bring in the two cauldrons. The cauldrons are placed east/west of each other with just
enough space between them to walk through safely. Baskets of Lavendar are brought in to throw into fire.
HOLLY KING "Let us
nourish our dreams. Raise energy, and place it in these cauldrons."
Everyone holds hands and raises energy deosil,
then places it in cauldrons. As they do this, HOLLY KING and TCMFKATOK* light their brands and stand back
to back - HOLLY KING facing west and TCMFKATOK* facing east. Once the energy is placed in the cauldrons,
they light the fire with their brands.
HOLLY KING "Now I will lead you through the flames. Think of what you wish to receive
from your labor. Make a wish upon the Lavendar and cast it into the cauldron as you pass through the midsummer
fires. If you work for that which you desire, it will be delivered to you."
HOLLY KING
(walks deosil to the south and then leads someone between the fires moving from south to north. Others
follow when ready.)
All
circle as people continue to cast wishes. Encourage people to go time and again until wishes become silly
and atmosphere has become giggly.
Finally, all circle.
NARRATOR Just as our fathers have done before…
TCMFKATOK*
So we do today…
HOLLY
KING Prepare to receive the blessings of Harvest.
NARRATOR Believe in your dreams.
Plant the seeds. Nourish them to grow…
TCMFKATOK*
Bless and love all those dearest to you…
HOLLY KING And
they will sustain you always.
CAKES
AND WINE
Feast